1.Since I have a girlfriend, I don’t have more than three digits of money. I still have someone to borrow money.
2.Husband is always too lazy to brush his teeth at night.
So I just thought of a way
"Husband, I bought a new toothpaste today. It tastes good.
Do you want to try it? ”
The nerd said without hesitation: "Well, I just screwed it up and smelled it."
Ok……!
3.A friend suddenly said that she wants to raise a dog, I asked why. .
Friend: I went through a small alley last time. The road was too dark. There was a man who followed me and scared me. I thought about raising a dog and could give me a strong courage.
Me: Hey, let's take a break, don't bring a dog, just take me next time.
Friend: No, take you there, I am afraid he will not come again.
Me:...
4.Colleagues suddenly received a call to work today, then excitedly said: my wife was born!
We all say hi: Wow! congratulations! What happened?
Colleagues are a bit incoherent: What happened to him? people! Born a personal! Hahaha!
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